"We strive with feeble wings to soar upon a divine wind."
"Because something can be done is not reason enough that it should be done."
"Wisdom, despite our best efforts, is often thrust upon us by adversity."
"The darkest days of our lives can also be the most enlightening."
"Everything is as it should be. God created the Devil and knew what would follow."
"If Fate throws you into the stream, you must swim! Swim! Swim!"
"Seek truth wherever it may be found, but beware of those who profess it. Our enlightened teachers often utter meaningless words shrouded in imagery and mystery, while children and fools, in their innocence, serve us with words of profound wisdom."
"In order to get the utmost enjoyment when eating candies, the important things to remember are to eat them one at a time, savor them slowly, and the red ones always taste best."
"Envy inspires those who are virtuous at heart and corrupts those who are feeble in spirit."
"There is a point beyond gaudy where tackiness transforms into style."
"It has often been said that you can not have too much of a good thing. However, if your bodily functions become adversely affected, it is a sure sign that you need to slow down."
"Because something can be done is not reason enough that it should be done."
"Wisdom, despite our best efforts, is often thrust upon us by adversity."
"The darkest days of our lives can also be the most enlightening."
"Everything is as it should be. God created the Devil and knew what would follow."
"If Fate throws you into the stream, you must swim! Swim! Swim!"
"Seek truth wherever it may be found, but beware of those who profess it. Our enlightened teachers often utter meaningless words shrouded in imagery and mystery, while children and fools, in their innocence, serve us with words of profound wisdom."
"In order to get the utmost enjoyment when eating candies, the important things to remember are to eat them one at a time, savor them slowly, and the red ones always taste best."
"Envy inspires those who are virtuous at heart and corrupts those who are feeble in spirit."
"There is a point beyond gaudy where tackiness transforms into style."
"It has often been said that you can not have too much of a good thing. However, if your bodily functions become adversely affected, it is a sure sign that you need to slow down."
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